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Chapter 19.2 – Boss’s Blind Date Notes (Boss相亲笔记)

Time flies! The first week of November has ended, Yifan and Xiao Bei is back again today! Anyone missing them over the past week?

What happen Last Christmas? Why does Guan Xiao Bei hate Christmas so much? 

Today, we will find out what happen to Xiao Bei over a year ago and the reason why she hate Christmas to much…. I wonder what will happen after this? When would they realized that they are mean for each other?

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Tuesday, December the 25th Weather: Hailstone (continue)


A week ago Su flew abroad. She went to spend Christmas with her hubby, so I was left home alone. I staggered to open the door to get in. I turn the whole house upside down, inside out and finally from the bathroom ceiling, second after the mezzanine I found the CD.

‘Guan Xiao Bei, even if you destroy this is useless, I have a lot of backup.’ Yifan read the CD’s cover and laughing at me.

‘Do not worry about it, Su loves to play with it.’ I interrupted him, ‘Oh, I don’t have a TV and my computer is not working. Do you have a TV?’

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’52-inch LCD screen.’

‘Too good, too good le! Then let’s go to your place.’ I took Yifan’s hand and walked out.

Came to the Yifan’s house, I went straight to the TV, put the CD into the player and sat down on a sofa and shouted: ‘Wine? Yifan, do you have wine? ‘

‘Still want to drink?’ He raised his eyebrows and looked at me.

‘Hi, hi! Aren’t we suppose to get drunk during Christmas ma. Why? Are you afraid under the influence of alcohol I will get confused and assaulted you ma?’

Yifan smiled and took out one dozen of beer from the fridge and threw over to me.

‘Can start loh, Guan Xiao Bei’s Christmas trip!’ I cheered, turn on the TV and open one can of beer.

First, the TV show snowflake and then follow by a dusky interior house image.

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One wretched voice said: ‘Here is Xiao Duo’s Christmas party. Today we have prepared a large number of beer for everyone, beer….. beer. Yes, the theme of this party is: who drink the wicked. Today largest attraction is to see panda get drunk and run naked, to show love at Love Street and roof top singing…….’

‘Also Guan Xiao Bei join together with Liu Miao Miao!’ Said by a mystifying voice.

‘What! Guan Xiao Bie doesn’t said she will be coming? Even if she come, that girl seems to be soft, for sure not worth watching.’

‘That is normal Guan Xiao Bei,’ the mystifying voice said, ‘the drunk Guan Xiao Bei! Hi! Hi! Is hard to say. New love and old love big PK* ah.’

*PK means “Player Kill (MMORPG)”

Then there are more and more people in the picture and background was getting noisier.

‘Ah, Guan Xiao Bei unexpectedly appeared le! On time! Come, I be the representative of the mass on behalf of the party. To interview her current mood.’ Fast-moving camera scene. Then I appeared on the camera, black sweater and worn out white jeans, a smooth long hair, gentle and quiet no longer be gentle and quiet.

‘Xiao Bei ah, I heard that Zhang Hai will attend with a new lady ah. What’s your opinion on this matter?’ That wretched voice asked.

‘Aiya, you can be truly boring. What do you mean of my opinion ah. Just bless them. Lovers can be together is not easy ah.’ One year ago, Guan Xiao Bei smiled very seriously.

‘Guan Xiao Bie, you just pretend ba. You don’t pretend, can die ah!’

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‘Hi, hi, whatever you say’ I fade away from the camera scene.

A face covered with acne craters appeared from behind and pass through the camera scene. The wretched voice explained: Her inner bleeding surface still make a strong and calm appearance. Comrades, this is what type of spirit ah! This is worth for us to study, shatter the tooth, passed through the abdomen, self-tyrannical character ah.

‘Who is Zhang Hai?’ Yifan interrupted from the side.

‘My ex-boyfriend. Last year, a few days before Christmas he dumped me for Liu Miao Miao. Legend said that Liu Miao Miao’s father is the Secretary of Commerce and Industry. Shhh, don’t talk, they will be out soon.’

A firm voice from the TV and two persons appeared from the entrance.

‘Here, let me introduce Zhang Hai and his new girlfriend Liu Miao Miao! Damn it, indeed incomparable, I have been living for so long don’t even have a girlfriend. Zhang Hai, this fellow hasn’t get rid of current beauty and here goes he catch a new beauty.’

‘In the screen Zhang Hai is still the same appearance as in my memory. After separated for a year, once again I recalled back the past. I discover he doesn’t even had a bit of sadness toward our ended relationship. In fact his appearance was full of sun shines and laughter!’

I can’t help but sigh.

Yifan watch the TV and seriously said: ‘Liu Miao Miao doesn’t look prettier than you. You look better.’

‘Damn it! This is exactly why I feel most depressing!’ I patted my thigh and shouted. After empty one can of beer, I pressed fast-forward button to skip away Zhang Hai and Liu Maio Miao very intimate love scene.

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Once again the camera scene has stabilized. And merely just saw me pulling a man’s collar and one hand holding a can of beer: ‘With one breath I can finish up this can of beer. You believe it or not? Believe it or not?!’

The guy shook his head.

‘I will drink for you to see! See clearly ah!’ I point at that man’s chest, raise my head with one breath I gulp down the whole can of beer.

‘How, how was it?’ I put down the hand that was holding the beer, continue to poke at the guy’s chest and shouted: ‘Are you convince or not! Convince or not!’

Surrounded by applause and mixed of boos.

‘Really boring!’ A voice near the camera said. No image but the voice owner was obviously Liu Miao Miao, ‘Zhang Hai, let’s go. A group of mad drunker what good to see ah.’

Zhang Hai’s silhouette move across the edge of the scene and he said: ‘Hey, Miao Miao and I will leave first as we have prior appointment. You guys have fun.’

Miracles happen in a flash.

Once I hear the voice I ran to the side. One hand support the sofa and one big step forward, the position perfectly landed in front of Liu Miao Miao, blocked both paths. Then I conveniently grasp a bottle of beer, swing at the coffee table and break it le, with the broken sharp edge I point directly at Liu Miao Miao’s face.

At that moment the sound from the CD even though rumble, the whole house got one kind of extremely horrified effect.

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Everyone was silent, shocked to see me. Left hand rested on the hips, right hand holding a dangerous shape broken beer’s bottle. They all in silent mode waiting for me to use the broken bottle to destroy Liu Miao Miao’s beautiful moment.

‘Fxxk, Guan Xiao Bei, you are fxxking awesome!’ the wretched voice gently said.

We are so deadlocked. I seem to enjoy seeing Liu Miao Miao’s forehead oozing with sweat. Toying with her panic emotion I slowly open my mouth and said: ‘Let’s challenge by singing’

When everyone was taken aback, I twist my waist and before standing properly at that moment they hear me using an extremely and excited voice singing: ‘hey swish swish, hey swish swish, hey swish swish…..’ while singing I throw away the beer bottle, doing twist waist dance and using my fingers making scissors movement across the front.

In the scene there was a commotion.

Liu Miao Miao, wipe away the nervous cold sweat and said: ‘Boring!’ She turn around and walk away.

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Who knows, I turn my hand over to embraced her waist and shamelessly said: ‘Let’s challenge by singing, challenge by singing, who goes who is puppy! No is kitten.’ Said ba, than I twisted my body ‘Meow’ with a high pitch, raise my hand and wave like a whip and from the lip keep repeating ‘Wu Pa’ in high pitch.

‘Zhang Hai should dumped me.’ I mock.

Yes ah, looking back at the past, even I think so: Zhang Hai abandon me and go, his simply confused life make the most sensible action.

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