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Chapter 18.1 – Boss’s Blind Date Notes (Boss相亲笔记)

Anyone anticipating the return of Xiao Bei and Yifan? They are finally back today after a week, right? As the novel is getting more and more exciting, it is indeed a long wait. Unfortunately, the translator for this novel, tinkerbellsan has a lot on her plate daily and there is only so much she would do. So let’s wait patiencely for each week’s scheduled post, okay? 

I wonder what Yifan have up his sleeve this time? Enjoy the funny and entertaining mid-week read!

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Sunday, December 23 Weather: Breeze


After meeting up with Chen Xiang, Yifan and I entered a new phase of torment life.

Yifan used his official authority for his private interests by temporarily transferring me from Legal Department to Marketing Department. He gave me a golden position – the company spokesperson. When I happily arrived at the Marketing Department, I then discovered the tragedy.

Under AC there is one additional small food company, the so-called spokesperson, is require to put on toy figurine suit, dressed up as a gigantic sausage for the company’s flagship New Year campaign! Since then, every day at noon, Yifan will personally visit the location of the propaganda point. By purchasing the sausage the customer will received reward by name. Led by AC’s staff members, the guest will be escorted to the side to watch me dance.

When the Store Manager saw President coming he work harder, from 3x a day of “Sausage Dance” he has increased to 5x a day. When there are children passing by, they will shout: ‘Mama look! That older sister pretend to be young!’ Or bad youngster will said to me: ‘Hey miss, what brand of condom are you selling ah?’ At that time when I turn around, I saw Yifan laugh with rejoice when he saw my misfortune.

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I have decided to use my trump card within my power to retaliate Yifan. I was holding a bundle of kickback, without the slightest hesitation I sell Yifan to the famous major blind date organisation. So instantly he become influential figure in matchmaking circles. Even residential district matchmaking aunty was holding a photograph of Yifan, by means of showing excellent in business within hand resource.

Yifan as before unhurried and calm, with one day speed he meet up with all blind date partners and as for me, I almost collapse because of 5x a day of jumping and hopping the “Sausage Dance”.

Christmas is approaching. Because of the Christmas spirit the whole street are full of young ladies wearing red color hat and happily nestled against the side of the boyfriend. But I can only wear the gigantic sausage headgear together with the housewife haggle over the price. I realized, I cannot make my life so tragic – I decided to take the initiative to surrender.

‘Let us make peace ba.’ With my sausage expression range, I used my biggest effort to put out my best and pleasing smile.

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Yifan prod at the sausage’s top. He saw me shook and wrapped inside and he said: ‘Guan Xiao Bei, is you who started the war de. And at my high fighting spirit moment, you want to order retreat? Humph, inside my world, there in no one can retreat. Even though surrendered, I also want you to capitulate and take responsibility!’

‘Darling ah, to behave with integrity it is important to leave oneself some leeway ah.’ My sincere and earnest advice.

Yifan heard the words ‘Darling’, his eyes at once flashes a stern air: ‘Guan Xiao Bei, to behave with integrity, cannot over and over again touches someone bottom line!’

‘Well,’ I decline to comment and shake my head, ‘tonight you go and meet up with this girl.’

Yifan feel very conspiracy theory therefore very prudent and careful looking at the girl’s profile. He repeatedly looking and looking than asked me: ’16 years old?’

’15 and 1/2 years old, after 5 years she will be 25 years old and you will be 40 years old. Why? Such a magnificent AC President lacking in confidence le?’

‘Humph! What a joke. Even if I’m 80 years old, if I want to eat tender grass also not a problem!’ Yifan seize the profile of the 15 years old ‘Lolita” and walked away.

I look at his rear view and noiselessly laugh. Humph! Think of eating tender grass put on your dentures first!

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The 15 and 1/2 years old Lolita name is Li Si Si. She refused to meet up at Yifan’s favorite cafe house, but she request to meet up at Judy Bar. Her exact words: ‘Red Makeup Fall ah. This name sound like a place where dear aunty meet up for blind date ah. Brother let us go to the bar to meet up.’

I reached there before them and Yifan reach before Li Si Si.

‘Huh? Tonight I didn’t invite you ah, aren’t you have one evening sausage promotion ma?’ Yifan asked.

I changed shift with other people. On Christmas night, I will dance hot dog dance.

Yifan looked at me with alarm and raise his eyebrows.

‘That’s right, I come to see excitement ah.’ I smile sweetly and cheese when he raised his sake glass.

Si Si came on time, wearing black shirt, black boots and smoky makeup. Looking so mature. Don’t even look like 15 and 1/2 years old.

‘Big brother you have arrived le.’ Si Si happily skip in front of Yifan and said ‘Let’s dance ba.’

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Yifan feel so proud of himself. He turn back to glance at me while being pulled by Si Si to the center of the dance floor.

The first song was a slow dance. Men and women slowly sway to the music. I sat alone at the bar counter, being captivated by the dusky lighting, imagine them as a group of swaying penguins, happily amusing themselves. When the first song ended, only few second pause the next song immediately start playing the world’s best dance music. People from the dance floor immediately following the beat of the music and start dancing crazily. Si Si dancing skilled was very enthusiastic among the crowd, twisting like a black demon snake. Yifan moved was also pretty good too, even though wearing a very formal shirt but his button was undo until his chest. Under the charm of lighting, surprising it give you a kind of romantic juvenile charm.

Obviously, some people has the same thinking but not as open-minded like me.

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One pink-haired youngster passed thought the crowd, went straight to Si Si side. He turn her around and force her body to stop dancing. Si Si said something, angrily push off the pink-haired youngster. That youngster still planned to step forward to grasp firmly at Si Si, but being stopped by Yifan. Right away, at this moment the music come to an end. Spontaneously the DJ change to a beautiful jazz. Si Si turned and ignore the youngster, both hands cling to Yifan’s neck, like a winding vine gently wrap around Yifan.

That youngster concentrate looking at the scene. With one turned he jump to the stage, rush over to grabbed the microphone and without demur loudly roar out: ‘That uncle, seize off your hands from my girlfriend!’

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Everyone’s gaze follow that youngster sight and wander toward Yifan’s body. The booing sound of whistle occurring non-stop and it create a very disturbance atmosphere.

Yifan calmly and composed dust off the corner of the lower hem of his shirt, one hand embrace Si Si’s shoulder: ‘Wrong person le, She is my girlfriend.’

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Oh my…. what a cliff-hanging… damn… now the 1 week wait for the next part…….. 😦 

 

 

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